While duck hunting with new campaign contributors the NRA, BB, Daisy, and Two REPS stomp through tall grass. All three men hold shotguns across their forearms and wear orange safety gear. A photographer snaps photos off to the side.
Rep 1. "… and I can speak for the NRA when I say we look forward to this developing into a fruitful and longstanding relationship." All smile, pause for photo. Flash burst.
Daisy blows the duck call. BB watches as she brings the “call” to her mouth. He shudders a chill runs down his spine. His shotgun misfires. Daisy is shot in the face and goes down.
The REPS and BB stand in disbelief. REP 1 whispers to REP 2 then both look disagreeably at BB. BB sighs. "I'll fix it." The photographer clicks away.
A pull back reveals Daisy's buck riddled bruised yellow and purple cheeks as she winces. Charlie is applying make-up to her face. Daisy's tears stream through the already thickly applied make-up. Charlie, "Daisy make him clean up his own mess..." Daisy sniffles, " Its not so bad, you don’t understand he makes me so happy." She starts to well up again.
CUT TO: PRESS CONFERENCE: Daisy stands at a podium surrounded by media and microphones. Daisy, "...this has encompassed us all in a misfortunate cloud of sadness not easily explained." At once the crowd of surrounding REPORTERS shout out questions.
A pull back to reveal a television set. Governor PETERS AD. Daisy's face freezes at the podium as a flashbulb burst adding a frightening contrast to her face. A stark demanding voice says, "Candidate BB Warren would like children to believe gun owners can be trusted. And he’ll shoot anyone in the face who disagrees. Is this the man you want deciding the fate of our schools? Brought to you by the Committee to Re-elect Governor Peters.”
A pull back to reveal BB sitting at his desk in front of the two REPS. In quiet desperation he covers his face with his hands.
CUT TO: BB’s retaliation ad: Dramatic B&W footage right before the bullets impact Daisy’s face. The NRA REPS have their faces blurred out.” A booming voice proclaims, “ Do bullets understand the mechanics of velocity? No. And neither did this woman who was educated in a public school system. As Governor, Warden BB Warren vows to spearhead measures that will fix the broken education system once and for all. With program initiatives like Gun Education for Toddlers, or GET, Warden BB Warden seeks to educate our children on gun safety and gun education. It’s our children’s future, let’s make sure we provide them with the tools to blow away the competition.” Daisy takes the hit and goes down.
CUT TO: BB sits at his desk in front of classroom full of 3rd Graders. BB—“ And thank Mrs. Buttresby who was nice enough to bring you down here.” Children in unison,“Thank you Mrs. Buttresby.” Mrs. Buttresby nods and collects her shawl about her shoulders.
BB buzzes for Daisy.
BB-“Now who wants ice cream in the cafeteria?” The kids go wild with excitement. “Daisy my head guard will show you around.” Daisy sticks her bruised bullet marked face in the room. All the children turn and scream of terror. One child says to another, “that’s the ugliest lady in the whole world.”
CUT TO: Mrs. Buttresby peels a lingering child from her waist and ushers him towards the group. As Roderigo is out of earshot Mrs. Buttresby turns to BB, her smile turns violently sour. She backs the Warden into a corner. “If you don’t BACK OFF the Teacher’s Union Warden BB, those fancy shoes of yours are gonna get a lot heavier.” She slices her thumb across her throat while she whistles. Then she smiles. Straightens her hair. Turns and leaves.
CUT TO: Warden BB sits outside Charlie’s Cell. BB-“…and then she went like this…” He mimics Mrs. Buttresby’s slash. Charlie says through the hole. “If I do this I want out of this box and everything to be restored to how it was; everything.” “Fine.” BB slams the slot closed.
CUT TO: At a park Warden BB sits at a picnic table below a poster that reads: G.U.N. F.R.E.E. K.I.D.S. I.N. S.C.H.O.O.L. P.R.O.G.R.A.M. Guns Uniformly Never Fire Rounds Even Electively by Keeping Individualized Defense Systems In Neutralized Separate Cartridges Housed Out Of Line Possibly Ridding Ostentatious Gun Related Accidents and/or Murders.
Children run around wild, laughing. Mrs. Buttresby stares hard at BB. He turns and notices the two REPS wearing sunglasses lurking in a parked car. As BB starts to trot over to the car they roll up the windows and drive off. BB out of frustration sends a stray soccer ball soaring. The ball hits the poster and lands on the weapons display at the table. A shotgun blast sounds off. DAISY goes down.
The kids all SCREAM.
Warden BB tries to wander off nonchalant.
CUT TO: Charlie relaxes in her newly restored cell. FADE TO BLACK
GUN CONTROL
ReplyDeleteWhile duck hunting with new campaign contributors the NRA, BB, Daisy, and Two REPS stomp through tall grass. All three men hold shotguns across their forearms and wear orange safety gear. A photographer snaps photos off to the side.
Rep 1. "… and I can speak for the NRA when I say we look forward to this developing into a fruitful and longstanding relationship." All smile, pause for photo. Flash burst.
Daisy blows the duck call. BB watches as she brings the “call” to her mouth. He shudders a chill runs down his spine. His shotgun misfires. Daisy is shot in the face and goes down.
The REPS and BB stand in disbelief. REP 1 whispers to REP 2 then both look disagreeably at BB. BB sighs. "I'll fix it." The photographer clicks away.
A pull back reveals Daisy's buck riddled bruised yellow and purple cheeks as she winces. Charlie is applying make-up to her face. Daisy's tears stream through the already thickly applied make-up. Charlie, "Daisy make him clean up his own mess..."
Daisy sniffles, " Its not so bad, you don’t understand he makes me so happy." She starts to well up again.
CUT TO: PRESS CONFERENCE: Daisy stands at a podium surrounded by media and microphones. Daisy, "...this has encompassed us all in a misfortunate cloud of sadness not easily explained." At once the crowd of surrounding REPORTERS shout out questions.
A pull back to reveal a television set. Governor PETERS AD. Daisy's face freezes at the podium as a flashbulb burst adding a frightening contrast to her face. A stark demanding voice says, "Candidate BB Warren would like children to believe gun owners can be trusted. And he’ll shoot anyone in the face who disagrees. Is this the man you want deciding the fate of our schools? Brought to you by the Committee to Re-elect Governor Peters.”
A pull back to reveal BB sitting at his desk in front of the two REPS. In quiet desperation he covers his face with his hands.
CUT TO: BB’s retaliation ad: Dramatic B&W footage right before the bullets impact Daisy’s face. The NRA REPS have their faces blurred out.” A booming voice proclaims, “ Do bullets understand the mechanics of velocity? No. And neither did this woman who was educated in a public school system. As Governor, Warden BB Warren vows to spearhead measures that will fix the broken education system once and for all. With program initiatives like Gun Education for Toddlers, or GET, Warden BB Warden seeks to educate our children on gun safety and gun education. It’s our children’s future, let’s make sure we provide them with the tools to blow away the competition.” Daisy takes the hit and goes down.
CUT TO: BB sits at his desk in front of classroom full of 3rd Graders.
ReplyDeleteBB—“ And thank Mrs. Buttresby who was nice enough to bring you down here.”
Children in unison,“Thank you Mrs. Buttresby.” Mrs. Buttresby nods and collects her shawl about her shoulders.
BB buzzes for Daisy.
BB-“Now who wants ice cream in the cafeteria?” The kids go wild with excitement. “Daisy my head guard will show you around.” Daisy sticks her bruised bullet marked face in the room. All the children turn and scream of terror. One child says to another, “that’s the ugliest lady in the whole world.”
CUT TO: Mrs. Buttresby peels a lingering child from her waist and ushers him towards the group. As Roderigo is out of earshot Mrs. Buttresby turns to BB, her smile turns violently sour. She backs the Warden into a corner. “If you don’t BACK OFF the Teacher’s Union Warden BB, those fancy shoes of yours are gonna get a lot heavier.” She slices her thumb across her throat while she whistles. Then she smiles. Straightens her hair. Turns and leaves.
CUT TO: Warden BB sits outside Charlie’s Cell. BB-“…and then she went like this…” He mimics Mrs. Buttresby’s slash. Charlie says through the hole. “If I do this I want out of this box and everything to be restored to how it was; everything.” “Fine.” BB slams the slot closed.
CUT TO: At a park Warden BB sits at a picnic table below a poster that reads: G.U.N. F.R.E.E. K.I.D.S. I.N. S.C.H.O.O.L. P.R.O.G.R.A.M. Guns Uniformly Never Fire Rounds Even Electively by Keeping Individualized Defense Systems In Neutralized Separate Cartridges Housed Out Of Line Possibly Ridding Ostentatious Gun Related Accidents and/or Murders.
Children run around wild, laughing. Mrs. Buttresby stares hard at BB. He turns and notices the two REPS wearing sunglasses lurking in a parked car. As BB starts to trot over to the car they roll up the windows and drive off. BB out of frustration sends a stray soccer ball soaring. The ball hits the poster and lands on the weapons display at the table. A shotgun blast sounds off. DAISY goes down.
The kids all SCREAM.
Warden BB tries to wander off nonchalant.
CUT TO: Charlie relaxes in her newly restored cell. FADE TO BLACK