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EDUCATION

In a Debate with the GOV.

BB--"Look, if you teach a woman to cook she'll bring you fish for dinner, but if you teach a woman to get her a education then she'll use that education to buy a boat. If elected Gov. I vow to have all of the woman's in my prison to get their high school's diplomacy."

Gov Attack Ad "Clearly BB lacks the education he's stands for."

BB lets it slip that he doesn't have a high school diploma. (could happen over a loudspeaker or at a press conference.)

Charlie has a good thing going with moving goods in and out of the prison (we learn how it's done as...) the prisoner's move, tampons, champagne, an ipod through the prison system.

BB fakes a high school diploma.

BB is suspended because he doesn't have a high school diploma.

BB tries to make Daisy look inept but has no power. The doors slams in his face like Diane Keaton in the Godfather.

Charlie convinces Daisy she was born to be the Warden. "Women in charge."

Daisy reluctantly takes the office. She is timid as she walks through BB's office touching his things. As soon as her butt hits the chair she is filled with the power of the position.

The prison now operates at full capacity on time. Daisy is like Mussolini and the trains. Or Goebbles and his propaganda. The prison is a well oiled machine under Daisy's tutelage and now that she's had a taste, she's not giving it up for nothing.

Charlie's plan backfires. She can't smuggle in goods and now the other prisoner's are coming down hard on her. There's infighting and rigamarole all the live long day.

We see the depletion in the quality of the goods, tan bark, pruno, half a broken record.

BB has to attend sensitivity training to graduate from high school and finally get his diploma.

His task, he won't do it, he can't do it--it's home ec. and he refuses to take over a woman's station.

Daisy is mad with power and control. She gradually becomes Hillary Clinton. Her hair begins to change, and she starts donning pant suits as she struts around the office. She even laughs like Hillary.

BB flips out. He is unteachable. Daisy provokes BB, taunts him mercilessly, BB breaks down and cries. His breakdown is caught on film and turned into another ATTACK AD for the GOV.

With Daisy as Warden Charlie starts to loose her cred.

Charlie calls in a favor and has a diploma forged for BB so that he can become warden BB again.

BB retakes his thrown as Daisy is usurped. BB relaxes as everything returns to how it once was.

November 2, 2010 12:49 AM