Monday, September 27, 2010

Warden B.B. Warren - (Archetype: Alec Baldwin)

Write your brilliant take on this media whore, women's prison warden with a huge sense of entitlement running for governor.

12 comments:

  1. Here are a few ideas that I've been having about him. I was thinking about what his family would be like because that informs a character a lot. What if he was the middle, and frequently overlooked, middle child of a prestigious southern family. Which would explain his pathological need for recognition and praise.

    Also what if he had a young child who was the victim of a crime and died. But this happened like 15 years ago so the wound isn't fresh but still a strong motivator of why he would be so hard on crime. Maybe the escapee's crime involved a child in some way ( possibly inadvertently) and that gives him a strong point of view towards her. Or it could be his wife too and he never go remarried. That could work to.

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  2. I do agree with the first point, but I'm not so sure on the second. Perhaps, rather, it's that his daughter ran off to be a criminal, or to admire our escapee, and he sees his daughter in the escapee, and wants to somehow get involved in that? I don't know...

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  3. I tried posting something over the weekend but it was on my phone so I guess it didn't take. I was thinking for the warden's back story if he'd at one time penned a cookbook inspired by prison food. Fine dinning for prison, i.e. Foie gras infused Dorito spread paired with a vintage red wine pruno.

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  4. I see the warden as someone in desperate need of attention and recognition. It would be funny if he tried his luck in song writing and singing before this.
    I think Kara's idea is great, but I really don't se him as a father, so what if he's the uncle of the child instead?

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  5. Mia- I completely agree, he wants to be the center of attention. It could be funny if he thinks he's a good singer. I also agree that I don't see him as a father, mostly because I don't see him as being married or even in love with someone-- he's too self-involved. An uncle could work.

    Kara, I like your idea of him being a middle child. It sets the stage nicely for his pathological need for attention. Also if he has some major sibling rivalry issues.

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  6. What Warden B.B. Warren liked to recite The Art Of War to himself in the mirror.

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  7. I meant to say what if to the above comment. But I'm not sure how to edit this bad boy.

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  8. Also, does Warden BB need a brother that's on drugs or has something to hide?

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  9. Wardern BB Warren is out anti-hero. He is the kenny powers of the prison. He is a total pig, and will do anything to see under a women's skirt. He is a liar, completely full of himself, and will do anything for a step up to be govener. He cares about nothing but self image and cheesy add campaigns. He is basically a satire of the modern day politicion...

    Thats my take.

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  10. I like "will do anything to see under a women's skirt"... That made me grin. It also reminded me of last week, we considered the possibility of him sleeping with inmates. I think he considers himself this sex god, whereas the convicts are not into him at all. They might sleep with him, but it's not something they particularly care for.

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  11. I found this and thought it could make a good model. He has some fascinating ideas about prison life.

    --->http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/4891

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